Its time to laugh!!!!Teacher vs Ram~~~

[~~Destiny~~]

Teacher vs Ram~~~
 
 
Teacher  : Why have you come late ?
 
Ram   : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that  I forgot to think of a new excuse..
 
Teacher  : Tell me the truth.
 
Ram   : Err...I came late becz of the sign
 
Teacher  : Sign... what sign
 
Ram  : The sign which said  "school ahead go slow "
 
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Teacher  : Ram.. when all the students are sitting on the floor  why are you sitting in the table
 
Ram   : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.
 
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Teacher  : Ram... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "
 
Ram   : I is.......... .
 
Teacher  : Only, I am will come , I is will not come
 
Ram   : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets
 
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(during maths period)
 
Teacher   : Ram...If I give you one puppy today and another tommorow then  how much would you have
 
Ram   : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home
 
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Teacher   : Ram... How do you spell elephant
 
Ram   : E-L-E-F-A-N- T
 
Teacher   : It is wrong
 
Ram   : But you asked me how I spell it
 
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Teacher  : Ram....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays
 
Ram   : Here it is sir
 
Teacher   : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribled?
 
Ram   : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's
 
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Teacher   : Ram... why do you always score less marks in history
 
Ram    : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born
 
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