Poetry

[kumudkhair]

Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho

Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho

Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho

Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho


Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota

Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota

Agar Dhirubhai ka sapna nahin hota

To har %$$$ ke paas mobile nahin hota





Khud ko kar buland itnaa..

Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..

aur khuda tumse puche..

'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '




jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi

dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi




Ghar ghar main diya jale

To diwali mat samjho

Agar main tera peeche paroon

To mawali mat samjho




Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya

Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya




Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaad maar do

Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do




Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya

Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahaaye jamana ho gaya




Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka

Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai...
Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye...
Zindagi Ab Teri Saugaat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Pyaar Ko Chor Ker Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo...
Ab Mujhay Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Meri Khaatir Na Wo Bandnaam Kahein Ho Jaein...
Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana
Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain
Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain
Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai
Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana
Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi
Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana
Jabse in hathon ko kisi ne thama hai
zindagi jaise badal gayi hai
Jis khushi ke liye
hum tadapte rahen,
woh khushi hamein mil gayi hai

Hothon par unka hi naam rehta hai
aankhon mein usi ke khawab
dil jo bhi sawal karta hai
usi ki nazroon mein milta hai jawab

Us se mohabbat karke
jannat hamein naseeb hui
ab phir se gam humse dur hai
or har khushi hamare kareeb hai

Woh aankhon ko chumkar jab kehti hai
tum khuda se maangi hui meri dua ho
lagta hai dil ke har kone main jaise
usi ki mohababt ke rang bhare hue hai

Kuch apnay darmiyan un kahi bhi rehnay do
kuch apnay darmiyan un suni bhi rehnay do
Na karo aayan her raz-e-dil apna
Kuch tu pas-e-parda bhi rehnay do
Her koi qabil-e-aitmad hota nahi
Kisi ko bay aitbar bhi rehnay do
Zarori hay kia her koie ba-wafa hi ho?
kuch logo ko beywafa bhi rehnay do
Theher jati hay itminan ke baad zeest
Zindagi main couch intishar bhi rehnay do
Her BAaZI jeet laina jeetna hota nahi
Kisi lamhay pay apnay liay har bhi rehnay do


Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin
duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin.

lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah main
kafi dinon se mujh se shikayet usse nahin.

dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar issi liye
jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat usse nahin.
her cheez ikhtiar main rakhta hai woh magar
dil se rehai pane pe qudrat usse nahin.
Humein jeene dou hum bhi tou tere jaise hain
Humein bhi dil k dharkanon pe ikhtiyar nahi
Yoon sshab taar mein beete gi kya apni hayat
Kyun humein subah darkhshah ka intezar nahi
Humare jism mein bhi daurta hai khoon-e-hayat
Humein bhi zindagi k qafilon mein goonjna hai
Humein bhi chorh dou in mausamon k beech mein
Humein bhi taarbaran k suron ko chehrna hai
Jahan pe geet gaye jarahe hain ulfaton k
Humein bhi un raseeli wadion ko dekhna hai
Buhat tang achuke ab zindagi ki talkhiyon se
Humein bhi zeest ki ra'nayion mein jeene do

Kahin Se Aajao



Ajab Shaam khari hai kahin se aajao
Bari Udaas Ghari hai ahin se aajao



Kisi se milna aur mil ker Bichhar jana
Saza yeh itni bari hai ahin se aajao



Bara Kathan hai yeh Hijr ka Mosam
Judai bol pari hai ahin se aajao



Zamana jise samajhta hia Motiyon ki Chamak
Wo Aansuon ki Larri hai kahin se aajao



Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pay tere ilzaam to hai,
Tere hathon ki lakeeron mein mera naam to hai

Mujko tu apna bana ya na bana teri khushi,
Tu zamanay mein meray naam say badnaam to hai

Mere hissay mein koi jaam na aaya na sahi,
Teri mehfil mein meray naam koi shaam to hai

Dekh kar log mujhey naam tera lete hain,
Is pay main khush hoon mohabbat ka yeh anjaam to hai

Woh sitamgar hi sahi dekh ke usko ,
Shukar is dil-e-bimaar ko aaram to hai

Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pay tere ilzaam to hai,
Ters hathon ki lakeeron mein mera naam to hai
Ki hal sunava dil da tenu,
Es dil de jhakam bathere ne,
Akhian vicho muk gaye nindar,
Sadu hanjuan nal hunde sawere ne,
Rooh de sathi de gaye dhokha,
Sade dukha nal ho gaye fere ne,
Dil iko sada puche rabb to,
Ki kade das raba sade gunah kehre ne.......... ....
 
Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta
Mandiron se chiragon ko bujha kar kuch nahi milta
Koi aik adh sapna ho to phir accha b lagta hai
Hazaron khwab ankhon mei saja kar kuch nahi milta
Yeh accha hai ke aapas ke bharam na tootne payein
Kabhi kabhi doston ko azma kar kuch nahi milta
Amal ki sookhti rag mei zara sa khoon shamil kar
Mere humdam faqt batein bana kar kuch nahi milta
Mujhe aksar sitaron se yeh awaz aati hai
Kisike hijar mei neendein ganwa kar kuch nahi milta
Jiggr ho jayega chalni yeh ankhein khoon royengi
Ae dil Be'faiz logon se nibah kar kuch nahi milta
kise di be-rukhi nu is tar'haan dil te nahin laonde
kade ujjrhe gharaan day daraan tay mehmaan nahin aaonde
dilaan de valvalay dilbar de agge hi kahe jaande
ikalle rukh te beh ke taan panchhi vi nahin gaaonde

jo har shaiy nu nafe-nuqsaan de pakh ton parkhde ne ajehe shakhsh..
kade vi ishq di baazi nahin laaonde..
koyi andar taan aawe..
chor daaku hi be-shaque hove..
ise karke assin darr nu kade kunda nahin laaonde

inhaan da saath jinna ho sake..
hass ke nibhaa layeeay musafir..
waqt te paani kade murh ke nahin aaonde
Computer programmer's shayri....


Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
py! ar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down .
 
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha


Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Har pal wohi Chehra dekha,
Dharkane Ruk si gayi,
Waqt ko Thehra dekha.

Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Is Dil ko tarasta dekha,
Tu jab dheere se muskurai
Ek phool ko hasta dekha

Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Badla sa ye jahan dekha,
Zameen kahan thi khabar nahi,
Kadmon mai Aasman dekha.

Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Khud se khud ko juda dekha
Yun ruk gayi Tujh per Nazar
Jaise aaj Khuda dekha