STRESS BURST KARO JEE

[mastime]

EK DIN EK DAKU EK SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA: SONA KAHAN HAI?
SARDAR BOLA: ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, KAHIN BHI SOJA!

AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING
HIM.
SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS: WAH KYA NISHANA HAI.

SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMMING POOL KE LIYE
DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....
SARDAR : JAA PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

BAAP BETE SE : TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?
BETA: ;MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE.

IN A SARDARS GARMENT STORE 1 DAY A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS " BHAISAAB!
UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA"
SARDAR: OYE! SORRY YAAR - AAJ PEHNA NAHI..

SARDAR: YAAR! YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?
2ND SARDAR: OYE! PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.

SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA : AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI..KUCH KHAS
MASALA LAGAYA KYA?
BIWI : KUCH NAHI, JI. THODI SI JAL GAYEE THI... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM
LAGAYA...