uffff.......yeh sardar jee bhi na~~~

[~~Destiny~~]

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uffff.......yeh sardar jee bhi na~~~

 
1. Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

2. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

3. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!

4. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take anumbrella and go.

5. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

6. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

7. Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

8. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


9. Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


10. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..


11. A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".


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