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Be HAPPY Always With What You Have~~~
BLONDE----Year in review ~~~
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October 20, 2007, 03:49:54 AM »
~~~*~~~
BLONDE----Year in review ~~~
January
- Took her new scarf back to the store because it was
too tight.
February -
Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles
wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
March
- Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6
months because the box said "2-4 years."
April
- Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power
went out.
May
- Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit
into those little packets.
June
- Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July
- After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August
- Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into
their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain
and the top was down.
September
- When asked what the capital of California was:
answered "C."
October
- Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.
November
- Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions
said 1hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December
- Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any
phone button.
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