BLONDE----Year in review ~~~

[~~Destiny~~]

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BLONDE----Year in review ~~~
   

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was
too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles
wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6
months because the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power
went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit
into those little packets.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a
lake with a slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into
their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain
and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was:
answered "C."

October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions
said 1hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any
phone button.

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